as ever, this new year i am resolved to be unresolved. however, a dogs work is never done, so here are my top 5 targets for 2010 (or 17010 as we dogs more correctly say - read your history).
2. training. i must work on training my human - he's picking up some bad habits and taking far too long to respond to my food needs.
3. food. try harder to find more interesting things to eat on the street - kebabs, bread and fish are well worth it.
4. emotional blackmail. try and perfect my 'big eyes, please feed/play/walk' look.
5.improve typing skills - my target is 120 words per minute. also must upgrade my website and maybe start a podcast - although you humans won't be able to hear it as it will be outside your frequency range ;)
smell you later
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