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Wednesday, 10 March 2010
dog's dinner
hello my dear bipeds,
i am not a happy dog. apparently, i have been told i am over eating and getting fat. me? well, if you call 6-8 meals a day (not including snacks of anything i find on the street) overeating......
my human has decided to put me on a diet. next he will take away my booze and fags...
smell you later
i am not a happy dog. apparently, i have been told i am over eating and getting fat. me? well, if you call 6-8 meals a day (not including snacks of anything i find on the street) overeating......my human has decided to put me on a diet. next he will take away my booze and fags...
smell you later
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
new year resolutions
how how,
as ever, this new year i am resolved to be unresolved. however, a dogs work is never done, so here are my top 5 targets for 2010 (or 17010 as we dogs more correctly say - read your history).
1. sleep more. also experiment with more abstract sleeping positions.
2. training. i must work on training my human - he's picking up some bad habits and taking far too long to respond to my food needs.
3. food. try harder to find more interesting things to eat on the street - kebabs, bread and fish are well worth it.
4. emotional blackmail. try and perfect my 'big eyes, please feed/play/walk' look.
5.improve typing skills - my target is 120 words per minute. also must upgrade my website and maybe start a podcast - although you humans won't be able to hear it as it will be outside your frequency range ;)
smell you later
as ever, this new year i am resolved to be unresolved. however, a dogs work is never done, so here are my top 5 targets for 2010 (or 17010 as we dogs more correctly say - read your history).
2. training. i must work on training my human - he's picking up some bad habits and taking far too long to respond to my food needs.
3. food. try harder to find more interesting things to eat on the street - kebabs, bread and fish are well worth it.
4. emotional blackmail. try and perfect my 'big eyes, please feed/play/walk' look.
5.improve typing skills - my target is 120 words per minute. also must upgrade my website and maybe start a podcast - although you humans won't be able to hear it as it will be outside your frequency range ;)
smell you later
Saturday, 2 January 2010
New Year?
whats the big deal? ive had 7 'new years' in the last 12 months. and ive heard you humans talking about christmas and god...pay attention, its d.o.g.
anyway, i dont have much time for this religion thing. i am a dog of science - especially sciences concerned with the production and distribution of food, comfortable sofas, rubber chickens and chewable household objects.
smell you later
anyway, i dont have much time for this religion thing. i am a dog of science - especially sciences concerned with the production and distribution of food, comfortable sofas, rubber chickens and chewable household objects.
smell you later
Friday, 18 December 2009
Yellow snow
My human left his iBone for a few seconds, so I thought I'd get my paws on it. Mm, smells like apple.
All I can hear is how cold it is from you people. Get over it. My advice is to grow some hair all over your body like a normal mammal
Smell you later
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All I can hear is how cold it is from you people. Get over it. My advice is to grow some hair all over your body like a normal mammal
Smell you later
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Tuesday, 15 December 2009
pleased to meet you. now give me your leg, i feel romantic.
hi
im axel, a rather (if i do say myself) handsom 3 something golden, and the owner of 2 lucky humans.
yes, yes... i know, its soooooooooooo clichéd to have a blog these days - every dog and his man has one. but a culture vulture/dog like me needs more to fill my day than simply licking my own.....well, you get the picture.
i will be sharing my opinions with you lucky people from time to time - in fact any time i can get my paws on the damned keyboard. my human spends far to much time looking at, how shall i say - wildlife websites.
by the way, i will be keeping the punctuation down to a minimum, its hard enough opening the laptop lid, loging in and using this annoying 'english' language as it is - you try writing a blog with no opposable thumbs.
smell you later
im axel, a rather (if i do say myself) handsom 3 something golden, and the owner of 2 lucky humans.
yes, yes... i know, its soooooooooooo clichéd to have a blog these days - every dog and his man has one. but a culture vulture/dog like me needs more to fill my day than simply licking my own.....well, you get the picture.
i will be sharing my opinions with you lucky people from time to time - in fact any time i can get my paws on the damned keyboard. my human spends far to much time looking at, how shall i say - wildlife websites.
by the way, i will be keeping the punctuation down to a minimum, its hard enough opening the laptop lid, loging in and using this annoying 'english' language as it is - you try writing a blog with no opposable thumbs.
smell you later
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